ALRIGHT! LETS SEE how sick and twisted i am.
x means yes
/ means kinda
and if the box is blank, that means no
[ ] Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
[x] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds (a car's engine at the right tone and time... oohhh mah god... yess it makes me tremble)
[x] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility (i like the greek statues and when a human is in a case)
[ ] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain (hell fracking no)
[x] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (i like in the dark scenes)
[ ] Acrotomophilia and apotemnophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees
[ ] Andromimetophilia (also gynemimetophilia): sexual attraction towards women dressed as men
[x] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools. (mmmmmm yeaaaa)
[x] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism. (like feet... and knees.. but idk if that counts here)
[ ] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman. (I like being a man, but I think i would be a sexi woman. I have the ass that people crave. i wont like it tho)
[x] Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder. (this sounds so fun. you have to try it. I tried to plan it so it would look like someone else did it, and then i would have to think how to plant it on someone else and who would i plant the evidence on and then i have to pick the location, I always liked the garage, but it varies.)
[x] Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape (i shouldn't admit this, but little people are sexi. I DO NOT EVER want to rape anyone, but i can see why people do it.)
[ ] Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age.
[ ] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
[x] Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child. (pls child, do not say the words "hard" or "big" in the same sentence.)
[/] Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself. (well. tears are great but not when in pain.)
[ ] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants.
[ ] Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting. (hell no)
[ ] Ephebophilia (also hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents.
[ ] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation.
[x] Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women. (everything boob is awesome)
[ ] Exhibitionism (also autagonistophilia or peodeiktophilia): sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person).
[x] Food play: sexual arousal from food. ( i like eating like i am a model in a commercial.)
[x] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body. (cattapiller crawling on a girl as it tickles her, and she doesnt mind. mmm)
[ ] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture. (wut)
[x] Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person. ( i like feeling the knees and arms and sometimes i rub myself or make an excuse like, there's a thing on your back, and rub them. mmmm)
[ ] Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly.
[ ] Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender.
[x] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal. (I AM AMUSED THAT THIS IS A ACTUALLY A THING, I LOVE WHEN THE GIRL GOES NYA, MOO, RAWR)
[ ] Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.
[/] Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family. (not that i would commit it, but i do have a sexi family)
[ ] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[x] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things. (that feeling of "wow, yes! i got away with it" and my body starts to throb, i love that feeling)
[ ] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas.
[/] Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish. ( i dream about it and i like it in my dreams. and then i wake up like WTF.)
[/] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia. (big but not liek nuclear bomb big.)
[ ] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer. (i like being beaten but only to rise up in anger to fight back and win)
[x] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia. (YES OMG YES SO CUUTTEEEE!!! MANY LOLLIS)
[x] Modzeleskphilia: sexual attraction to food. Namely cheese, nachos, and red wines. (YES I AM A FATTY DEEP DOWN INSIDE)
[/] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials. (do zombies count?)
[ ] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner.
[/] Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses. It includes necrosadism, sexual gratification derived by mutilating and dismembering corpses. (zombies?)
[x] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten. (bITE ME BITE ME!!)
[x] Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors. (yea, oil, grease, sweat, and shampoo are all amazing)
[ ] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby.
[x] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art. (who doenst? what male person does not do this)
[x] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes. (AAWWW KAWAII)
[/] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire. ( i like fire without anyone being burned by it. mostly just burning things and stuff, not ppl )
[ ] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain. (baby, i dont want to hurt you... ;w; but i doo you to hear you scream. just without pain)
[ ] Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner.
[x] Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to cartoon characters. (Hentai for dayz)
[x] Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex. ( i wish ppl could understand me)
[x] Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. It appears to be related to necrophilia. (hearing you breathe makes me want to stroke you and silently wake you. but if i get stabbed for doing so, you stay the heck asleep.)
[ ] Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles.
[ ] Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers.
[ ] Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[/] Transvestic fetishism: sexual arousal from the wearing of clothes typically associated with the opposite gender to the wearer. ( i used to wear panties but, I didnt want to be seen in them. I didnt want to be a faggot so i stopped, but i still like panties, but from now on on the girls.)
[x] Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair. (THAT SHAMPOO SMELL THO)
[ ] Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on.
[ ] Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine.
[/] Vorarephilia (also gynophagia): sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia—a sexual fetish of being within someone (a sub-genre is partial unbirthing—a sexual attraction to inserting an adult head into a vagina). (do tentacles count here?)
[x] Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex (also includes scoptophilia—the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities. ( i scare myself sometimes, but if i see someone, I like to just sneak and be quiet, no fapping no noise, just silently watch, but That only occurs in my dreams or imaginary play. I never actually stalked someone, I suck at being sneaky, i tried once and I was humiliated forever, and i never did it again)
[x] Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners. ( i love ppl from other places, keeps the variety and the curiosity strong. I love seeing how they do life. and the accents are so sexi)
[ ] Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy.
[ ] Anesthesia fetishism: sexual fetish for anesthesia.
[ ] Blood fetishism (also haematophilia): sexual fetish for blood (also known as vampire fetish, hematolagnia and haematophilia), and is an anthropological term used to describe the belief within a society or culture that blood in itself (as a material substance) possesses powerful and magical properties.
[x] Breast fetishism
[x] Breast expansion fetishism
[ ] Diaper fetishism
[ ] Doll fetish
[ ] Fat fetishism (also lipophilia)
[x] Foot fetishism (podophilia)
[x] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment.
[/] Hand fetishism
[x] Hip fetishism
[ ] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control.
[ ] Impregnation fetish
[ ] Medical fetishism
[x] Navel fetishism
[ ] Nose fetishism (also nasophilia)
[x] Panty fetishism
[ ] Pregnancy fetishism
[ ] Robot fetishism
[ ] Shoe fetishism
[ ] Silk/Satin fetishism
[ ] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia)
[ ] Spandex fetishism
[/] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia)
[/] Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name. (nothing serious and only stuff like blankets for something soft. a restraint jacket is sexi too.)
[ ] Transformation fetish
[x] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing.